Why is it that I’m always behind on my blog posts? Oh, because I’m a procrastinating black-belt and forgot I had a WordPress blog again. That is not, however, an excuse for my behaviour; having been absent from blogging for… wow, nearly six months again. Really, it isn’t, and don’t try to tell me otherwise. […]Read more "Welcome to 2017. Unfortunately, you’re late."
“Cat! who hast pass’d thy grand cliacteric, How many mice and rats hast in thy days Destroy’d? – How many tit bits stolen? …” I’ve never really had any luck with pets. I had a hamster that died. My family kept budgies, that died. The goldfish we kept are too numerous to recount, and my […]Read more "Sonnet to a Cat"