Why is it that I’m always behind on my blog posts? Oh, because I’m a procrastinating black-belt and forgot I had a WordPress blog again. That is not, however, an excuse for my behaviour; having been absent from blogging for… wow, nearly six months again. Really, it isn’t, and don’t try to tell me otherwise. […]Read more "Welcome to 2017. Unfortunately, you’re late."
Feel free to pelt me with whatever you have to hand. I know I’ve been a bad blog author, with not updating SINCE DECEMBER during the chaos that was Storm Desmond. Bludgeon my body with your staplers, coffee mugs and bric-a-brac. Go ahead. Saying that I forgot I owned a blog sounds really bad now […]Read more "Go Crazy! (With kitchen utensils)"