I missed Valentine’s Day. Again. Not that anything exceptional happened. I’m about as approachable as a cactus when it comes to romance. Actually, that’s a lie; the cactus has better chances. Still, remember my last post? Mm, the one where I was also late? Yep, that’s the one. Well, I can say now that I […]Read more "My Bloody Valentine…"
Feel free to pelt me with whatever you have to hand. I know I’ve been a bad blog author, with not updating SINCE DECEMBER during the chaos that was Storm Desmond. Bludgeon my body with your staplers, coffee mugs and bric-a-brac. Go ahead. Saying that I forgot I owned a blog sounds really bad now […]Read more "Go Crazy! (With kitchen utensils)"