I missed Valentine’s Day. Again. Not that anything exceptional happened. I’m about as approachable as a cactus when it comes to romance. Actually, that’s a lie; the cactus has better chances. Still, remember my last post? Mm, the one where I was also late? Yep, that’s the one. Well, I can say now that I […]Read more "My Bloody Valentine…"
Why is it that I’m always behind on my blog posts? Oh, because I’m a procrastinating black-belt and forgot I had a WordPress blog again. That is not, however, an excuse for my behaviour; having been absent from blogging for… wow, nearly six months again. Really, it isn’t, and don’t try to tell me otherwise. […]Read more "Welcome to 2017. Unfortunately, you’re late."
“Why announce this to the world?”, you’re probably thinking. Well, it’s because I can, and because I can. No really. I passed my driving test. On a scale of ‘Sunshine lollipops’ to ‘Your worst nightmare’, I would have to say I’d rate at around ‘Nervous breakdown’. It all begins with a self-doubt inducing multiple choice […]Read more "Have car, will travel"
“Cat! who hast pass’d thy grand cliacteric, How many mice and rats hast in thy days Destroy’d? – How many tit bits stolen? …” I’ve never really had any luck with pets. I had a hamster that died. My family kept budgies, that died. The goldfish we kept are too numerous to recount, and my […]Read more "Sonnet to a Cat"
Hello, hello! The sun is shining (somewhat), the birds are singing, and I am done with University (for now, anyways…)! So, as I mentioned in my last post, I’ve now got time to update my blog. Aren’t you all just so lucky? I may have written about this before on previous posts, but when I […]Read more "‘Wearing the Costume’: JANK, Ouran, and Identity"
Feel free to pelt me with whatever you have to hand. I know I’ve been a bad blog author, with not updating SINCE DECEMBER during the chaos that was Storm Desmond. Bludgeon my body with your staplers, coffee mugs and bric-a-brac. Go ahead. Saying that I forgot I owned a blog sounds really bad now […]Read more "Go Crazy! (With kitchen utensils)"
As per our English Literature Christmas Holiday Seminar task requires, we must write a ‘blog post’ on one of two topics. I chose misinterpretation and thought, ‘Why not post it on here?’. So, to all of my Seminar fellows, welcome to Nefelibata. To all of my regular readers, or those of you who have the […]Read more "Ding Dong, Merrily on- WHY?!"